Humourous but true
If Corona had a CV, here's how it would read:
1. Responsible for Global Digital Transformation and fast-tracking.
2.Reduction of Global CO2 emission.
3.Five million jobs "restructuring".
4.Global Hygiene initiatives:
Ensured 100% compliance on washing hands... leading to collateral reduction of other communicable diseases.
5. Made global industry shift to WFH - saved exposure and costs.
6. Reduction in global noise pollution by making everyone keep their mouth shut (while masked).
7. Taught cooking, vegetable shopping, housekeeping to many.
8. Highlighted the importance of governance, adaptability and long term planning, by all sectors.
9. Spiritual contribution - Provided ample time to all egoistic and self-centered people to contemplate their mortal nature.
10. Provided a big boost to the Pharma sector, brought small utility stores back into the limelight.
Corona’s CV could look better than that of many CEOs!
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