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Phone call of a frustrated software engineer - ;-)

A software engineer  calls  his friend

plss.. talk to me... y u r not picking up the call ?????"

Friend:  "everything is alright?"

"wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11pm.. n I m coming now from food for me today also.. now I will cook...
From the past 3 days..I m eating only maggie... n my PM eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary...I think the begger in front of my office.. earns more than me.. wat shud I do..."

"wat happened.. wat r u talking"

"wat i m talking???? no, I m not talking.. Manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talks something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one dam leave.. n wat response i got....'why u want to waste an important day of ur life??'

i now finalize one more time... yes..i m gonna quit.. this project...but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uh...&quo…

Corporate Language !!!!

"We will do it" means
" You will do it"
"You have done a great job" means
"More work to be given to you"
"We are working on it" means
"We have not yet started working on the same"
"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means
"Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !".
"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
"There was a slight mis-communication" means
"We had actually lied"
"Lets call a meeting and discuss" means
"I have no time now, will talk later"
"We can always do it" means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"
"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
"We had slight differences of opinion" means

हर पल में खुश रहो

ज़िन्दगी छोटी है हर पल में खुश रहो, आज पनीर नहीं तो दाल में खुश रहो, आज दोस्तों का साथ नहीं तो टीवी देख कर खुश रहो, घर जा नहीं सकते तो फ़ोन करके खुश रहो, जिसे देख नहीं सकते, उसकी आवाज में खुश रहो, जिसे पा नहीं सकते उसकी यादों में खुश रहो, बीता हुआ कल जा चूका है, उसकी मीठी यादों में खुश रहो, आने वाले पल का पता नहीं तो उसके सपनो में ही खुश रहो, हँसते हँसते जिंदगी बीत जाएगी, बस हर पल खुश रहो.

Message of Love

Mithun got promotion.. So everyone was congratulating him!!
Mithun: Thank u..
Abhijith: Congrats ra
Mithun: Thanks Bava
Then Indhu came der.
Indhu: hey Mithun :)
Mithun: hi Indhu
Indhu: Congraaaaaats..U got promotion... So when ru going to give the treat..
Mithun: ah..well..sure..sure...Anytime :)!!!
Indhu: u have my number?
Mithun: hey nooo
Indhu: give ur mobile... i ll give a msd call… Save it.
Mithun gave his mobile to Indhu..
Indhu: yess....take it ra..will talk to u later..bye ra
When Indhu left, Mithun’s friend Varun came der…
Varun: Ye ra… You both were exchanging mobiles also!!!! Wats d matter :p ???
Mithun: hehe bava bava.. She gave her number ra… (expressing his happiness)
Varun: Ok Ok… Give party for this also…
At room 10.30 pm
Varun: Wat da.. why ru looking at the mobile sooo nervously?
Mithun: Her number Bava… Am jst thinking wat msg I should send…
mithun typed the message
"hey indhu tis is mithun...."
Varun: Orey Jaffa!!! Wat is dis!!!
Mithun: Kya hua Bava???