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What is Diwali for people working in IT?

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What is Diwali for people working in IT?
Booking ticket to go to native,




Entering your native like this,


And the Celebration begins….. Starting like this









Then eating like this








TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) What are you doing?  Ans. : Business 
Tax :PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What are you doing in Business? 
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) From where are you getting Goods? 
Ans. : From other State/Abroad 
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) What are you getting in Selling Goods? 
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend 
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Where you Manufacturing the Goods? 
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! 
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? 
Ans. : Yes, for Salary. 
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? 
Ans. : Hotel 
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Are you goin…

Shadow of Dreams

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Shadow of Dreams...
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Prayer for New Financial year.. 2013/14

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Daily Prayer: O God, Give us strength, & Capacity to Pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, TDS, ESI, LBT, Prop. Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. tax, Road tax, Edu. Cess., Congestion Levy, & many more…. Beside Don’t Forget Hafta(Protection money) Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggars etc… If we have some time and Money left after that … We will do some Business.. Cheers to Booming Indian Economy!!! Happy New Financial year.. 2013/14 J

Skills that are dying out Now – A – Days

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Yes, Here am talking about the Skill’s that are dying out today because of technologies.
Here are the few ones and reason for dying: 1) Using dictionary:Yes, using dictionary is dying now a days for searching a word. Google replaced searching for accurate word or some online or offline integrated dictionaries for laptop or mobile with easy to get meaning option is cause for death for searching dictionaries. 2) Using Reference Book: Now- a –days “Wikipedia” becomes the best reference book for all you need. And if something you didn’t find out go for Google search. Uses of Wikipedia and Google search have taken over the need to look at proper reference book or dictionary. 3) Mental Arithmetic ability: Uses of calculator, mobile or computer screen took place for all our daily need for doing some arithmetic. The ability to do mental arithmetic has suffered as people can readily use a calculator on their phone or computer screen. 4) Reading Map: Searching ability on Map for direction, route or …